Apr 04 2009
Saturday Quote-a-Thon - Computer Haiku
Yep, I said I had a bunch. Feel free to add a favorite of yours or write your own!
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
– David J. LiszewskiThe Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Endless others exist.
– Joy RothkeErrors have occurred.
We won’t tell you where or why -
Lazy programmers!
– Charlie Gibbs
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot
Order will return.
– Suzie WagnerABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
– Mike HaglerYesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
– Margaret SegallFirst snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
– Simon FirthWith searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.
– Howard KorderThe Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.
– Bill TorcasoA crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
– James LopezThree things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
– David DixonYou step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
– Cass WhittingtonOut of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
– Francis HeaneyHaving been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
– Judy BirminghamSerious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
–Ian HughesServer: poor response
Not quick enough for browser
Time out, plum blossom.
– Rik JespersenRather than beep
Or a rude error message:
These words: “File Not Found”.
– Len DvorkinThe code was willing!
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
– Barry L. BrumittEverything is gone.
Your life’s work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger? (yes/no)
– David CarlsonNo keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
– Jim GriffithThis site has been moved
We’d tell you where, but then we’d
Have to delete you.
– Charles MatthewsPrinter not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
– Pat DavisLogon incorrect!
Only perfect spellers may
Enter this system!
– Jason AxleyStay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
– David AnselTen thousand things
How long do any persist?
Explorer is gone.
– Jason WilloughbySeeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again.
– Chris WalshThis site uses frames
And yet your browser does not.
One of these will change.For a new PC,
Center of my universe,
I abandon all.


. Smarties! And I bet you’ll have no problem guessing whether I’m all for it or not. That’s right, I am.

























